Atlas

First appears in Playtest 2 (Pre-Launch) — Atlas v Bromir. Appears in 5 episodes.

Deathmatch record

Episode	Played by	Result
Playtest 2 (Pre-Launch) — Atlas v Bromir	DeadAussieGamer	Atlas. Bromir falls into the abyss and is secretly taken by the Arbiter.
S5E1 — Rise of the Lord of Fate — Atlas v Killy Yesman	Dag (inferred DeadAussieGamer)	Killy Yesman (Atlas rips out his own brain on a nat 1)
S5E11 — Appliance Adversaries — Atlas v Frigidoom	Dag (DeadAussieGamer)	Atlas (Frigidoom is not killed; he ends up bottled inside Atlas’s chest)
S6 Ep2 · Ether Drifts Part 1 · TTRPG One Shot (Team A mine mission)	unnamed player (Australian)	no deathmatch this episode. The mission succeeds when Atlas’s self-destructing Unstoppable Force, boosted by the Box of Chaos, kills Theresa and the crystal is recovered
S6 Ep3 — Ether Drifts Part 2 — Team A deathmatch (Atlas v Robbie Clark and the Hunger v Copycat)	guest (name not given)	Robbie Clark and the Hunger (named team leader; team named “the Unbreakable Redacted Friends”)

Appearances

Playtest 2 (Pre-Launch) — Atlas v Bromir

Warforged built by a monastery of priests to defend “the bulwark of justice.” Abjuration engine (arcane ward), shield master, longsword, a siege engine on his back; casts spells (steel wind strike, tidal wave, mold earth, passwall, disintegrate, Tenser’s transformation, channel divinity Rebuke Violence). Speaks of himself in the third person: “Atlas is unbreakable.” Signature pose honoring the Grandmaster with an orb of light bearing her face. Summons Halifax. A tiny engraving somewhere on him reads “Nokia” (player joke, 1:56:18). Winner of Reaper’s Rock; sent home to fulfill his charge; promised a return.

S5E1 — Rise of the Lord of Fate — Atlas v Killy Yesman

(Dag). A large robot.

• Body:
  • Heavy iron boots, gyros and an ejecting chassis.
  • Floating fists the size of goblins, which work gyroscopically, by magnetic repulsion and with rocket turbines.
  • Four eye sockets and a faceplate. Electricity turns yellow when he’s charged.
  • A chest window that plays audio clips (“your mother,” “Nice hat, bro”).
  • An antiseptic-spray finger and a port that takes AA batteries.
  • No mouth, which is “a great source of misery.” His voice runs over Bluetooth.
  • Powered by a Double Sun Cola canister core.
• “Defender of the innocent, breaker of bones and bitches.” His autocorrect is aggressive. Abilities: repair protocols and Unbreakable Force.
• Gained Kenny’s missing arm (a small green goblin arm out of his sternum).
• Died after ripping out his own brain. He was carted off by goblins to be rebuilt; in Dried Blood he is being rebuilt in the locker room.

S5E11 — Appliance Adversaries — Atlas v Frigidoom

(Dag / DeadAussieGamer). A huge, lumbering automaton with grey metal plating. He is logical and formal when sober and a wrestler-voiced “brother” when radical.

• Body:
  • No mouth (a very sore spot) and no nose.
  • Gears and cogs inside; his heart is a canister of Double Sun Cola, which flows through his body.
  • Magnetic lightning bolts run along his shoulders and arms, and a power gauntlet holds glowing cylinders that overheat for energy blasts.
  • When the cola is shaken or released he becomes “radical”: a lightning mohawk that evolves into a lightning mo-mullet, orange-crackling eyes, and a sun-and-bottle emblem on his chest.
• Lore and history:
  • He died in his last battle (“I saw eternity… Hell is real even for automatons”) and was brought back “because we were bored.”
  • The Lord of Fate recalls him drinking a lot of Double Sun Cola.
  • Was once “a tiny little toaster.”
  • Has an assistant: a tiny paperclip that sasses him.
• In this episode:
  • Lost a pinky.
  • Traded the radical chinchilla to the Box of Chaos.
  • Was made permanently radical by Frigidoom’s signature move.
  • Won. He now carries Frigidoom bottled in his chest next to his heart and is collecting the fridge pieces to rebuild him.

S6 Ep2 · Ether Drifts Part 1 · TTRPG One Shot (Team A mine mission)

(player is Australian).

• Memory: “does not possess memories… fragments… familiarities acknowledged.” He says his memory banks have been corrupted many times, “like in the Dread Fortress.”
• Family (his own claim): his mother was a bucket with no eyes; his father was an engineer who gave him no mouth. He has no orifices.
• Body:
  • Floating rocket fists joined to his shoulders by plasma arcs.
  • Shin tank treads, later swapped for mine-cart wheels that lay their own track.
  • USB ports, a sarcasm chip, and a gorilla-stance transformation with a spine cannon fed by Double Sun Cola silos.
• Powers: Unstoppable Force (sacrifices HP).
• His wit: sells “Atlas subscription services” and carries a Double Sun Cola syringe.
• Fear: staying conscious with the power off, forever.
• In this episode: updated after the aliens turned him off and on. Died gloriously (his head exploded) killing Theresa, and was being pieced back together by the GM.

S6 Ep3 — Ether Drifts Part 2 — Team A deathmatch (Atlas v Robbie Clark and the Hunger v Copycat)

(guest). A robot/construct with a faceplate, huge electric fists and heavy boots. No mouth (until this fight) and no butthole: “it is a port.” He wears pants.

• He arrived “not completely built”: just boots, head and tiny arms.
• He combined with Thea as “Fatlas” (“Phatlas,” per Copycat).
• Abilities: Unstoppable Surge, Immovable Force; “yeet protocol”; magnetic energy.
• Says he learned about “Mateship” on planet Australia.
• Item gained: the blue pill.
• Converted by the Hunger’s spores: given feeling, a mouth and an exit port. Allied with Robbie. Revived in his original form.