Captain Fable

Deathmatch record

Episode	Played by	Result
S3E5, Edge Lords - Captain Fable v Verryn Ruth	sensei_suplex	Captain Fable (decapitates Verryn Ruth)

(sensei_suplex).

An eight-foot minotaur in pirate attire with a deathly necromantic aura.
A fallen paladin: Oathbreaker, with Battle Master manoeuvres. A fortune teller and storyteller (“let me tell you a fable”).
Gear:
- A massive buster greatsword.
- Javelins charged with lightning.
- A skeletal necromantic hand under one glove.
- Bones of corpses carried as treats.
- A blunderbuss from “an actual campaign”, traded away.
- Gained the Far Realm Shard and a black ship with a gold crown emblem.
Powers: thunder and lightning; Divine Sense, Spirit Shroud, Control Undead, Commander’s Strike, Aura of Hatred, Thunderous Smite.
Backstory (stated this episode):
- Once a happy pirate captain and paladin.
- His crew was slaughtered while every god and pantheon (the sea goddess, the storm god) ignored his prayers.
- “They took everything from me. My name, my crew, my life.” He doesn’t know what he is: “the gods took that from me as well.”
- He now aims to slay/cull all the gods.
- Creed: strength in unity, never from higher powers. His crew has no leader; all are equal.
- Insists he’s a bull, not a cow, and has feelings.
Has “a soft spot”: pets Doug.
Claims he found the blunderbuss in an abandoned haunted house. Mentions “Ingot, Philo” and “Moana” (unexplained).
Says “they” told him to kill one person and he could do what he wanted.
Winner.