First appears in S1E11 — Gift Horse — Cosmonius v El Hada Rocha. Appears in 2 episodes.
Deathmatch record
| Episode | Played by | Result |
|---|---|---|
| S1E11 — Gift Horse — Cosmonius v El Hada Rocha | RobertHartleyGM | none. Double KO: both champions die on the same exchange. |
| S2 Ep19, Battle for the Crown Round 2 - Team Grandmaster (Cosmonius & Locket) v Team Arbiter (Silky Slim & … | RobertHartleyGM | Team Grandmaster. Cosmonius and Locket survive; Silky Slim and Baron Voltágè die. |
Appearances
S1E11 — Gift Horse — Cosmonius v El Hada Rocha
(RobertHartleyGM). A large chestnut centaur from the Feywild.
- Look: olive-skinned strongman torso; long Fabio-like hair; handlebar moustache and beard; leather fist wraps. By the end, his hair and moustache are singed and there is chocolate in the moustache.
- Titles: “the Galloping Grappler,” “the Harrowing Hooves,” “Chopsbuster” (a named punch, then a title), “Piñata King.”
- Abilities: a monk. Uses Step of the Wind, Flurry of Blows, Stunning Strike, Focused Aim, Deflect Missiles, slow fall, and Hand of Harm/Healing (“a bit of a healer”). Fey-touched (Bless, Misty Step, invoked by bowing to the fairy queens of the Seelie Court). Savage Attacker.
- Habits: says his own name in case someone is scrying him; finger guns; dressage trot.
- Has “fought your kind [fairies] back at home multiple times.”
- Grandmothers adore him, until they get jealous.
- Wore the piñata’s donkey head; kept two full-size candy bars in his hand wraps.
- Died to El Hada Rocha’s final Hellish Rebuke.
S2 Ep19, Battle for the Crown Round 2 - Team Grandmaster (Cosmonius & Locket) v Team Arbiter (Silky Slim & …
(RobertHartleyGM).
- Who he is: a centaur monk from the Feywild with a chestnut horse body, topless, with Fabio hair and a much-admired mustache. He assumes someone is always scrying on him and finger-guns nobody.
- Previous fight (his own account): he beat “a bloody grandma hitting me with a handbag” and “the old fairy folk” who cast Ashardalon’s Stride. They couldn’t hit him with seven attacks. He kept a chocolate bar from that fight’s piñata.
- Abilities seen:
- Fey-touched Bless and Misty Step, leaving pixie dust trails.
- Evasion, Slow Fall, running up vertical walls.
- Hand of Harm and Hand of Healing (punching heals into an ally).
- Stunning Strike; Sentinel opportunity attacks.
- “Equine build” makes climbing hard for him.
- Self-given names: the galloping grappler, the chops buster, the piñata king, the harrowing hooves, the Kraken Combatant (“menu list of names”).
- In this episode:
- Renamed Slim “Slippery Slim.”
- Dropped the Baron into the pit twice and landed on him from 50 ft.
- Fought the Kraken.
- Held the dying Baron’s hand and called “Enough bloodshed.”
- Survived and won.
- Ghost Slim says his roots show a bad dye job; he begged him not to tell anyone.