Iowa-Ska

First appears in S7E5 — Rock and a Hard Place — Iowa-Ska v the Pebble. Appears in 1 episode.

Deathmatch record

Episode	Played by	Result
S7E5 — Rock and a Hard Place — Iowa-Ska v the Pebble	CaptainRoBear	Iowa-Ska (halberd to the Pebble’s barbed-wire tramp stamp)

Appearances

S7E5 — Rock and a Hard Place — Iowa-Ska v the Pebble

(CaptainRoBear; heard on mic as “Ayahuasca,” also “Iowa Scott,” “Iosca,” “Isla Ska”).

• Who he is:
  • A green dragonborn fighter, mid-forties, after “30 years in middle management.” Dad-bod gut; full tropical-feather headdress; Conan-style loincloth.
  • He has three eyes, per the Pebble, all crooked; his “third eye is opening.”
  • Patriotic Iowan (“for the corn… wooden bat baseball… America… the Iowa caucus”).
• Gear:
  • A halberd (Vex, topple, cleave), a compound bow bought off eBay and shot twice, two javelins, rope, and a poison breath weapon.
  • A jug of unknown liquid and a “dad fanny pack” of supplements: lion’s mane, AG1, a “five stack,” NeuroGum, a gas-station stamina RX, and a Chuck and Clouds vape with DMT.
• Possessions and life:
  • A Vespa with an untenable loan ($118 a month extra) that he refuses to lease out of “self-respect.” Its paint got scratched in this fight.
  • A new archery range membership. Listens to the Joe Rogan podcast. Thought this was “a simulation.”
• Odorongo, a leopard he believes is with him; he later calls it “my jaguar.” Inferred: Odorongo isn’t physically there (1:44:35 “Odorongo who isn’t there”; 0:05:33 “the leopard that I believe to be with me”). Spoken at 0:06:40 as “Physically.”
• Body lore: says dragonborn don’t use condoms. Hinted at two/bent anatomy as jokes; saw off the freeze with a “steam vent.” Shrimp-pattern burn scars on his face from the hibachi.
• In this episode: won. Killed the Pebble while hallucinating him as Destiny 1 and 2.