First appears in S2E12 — Blood Cookies — Wandering Willy v Martin Messiah Malenko. Appears in 1 episode.
Deathmatch record
| Episode | Played by | Result |
|---|---|---|
| S2E12 — Blood Cookies — Wandering Willy v Martin Messiah Malenko | Sensei_Suplex | none declared by kill. The two champions refuse to finish the fight and team up as “the Bone Brothers.” The Grandmaster lets them share the victory in exchange for forfeiting their cookies. |
Appearances
S2E12 — Blood Cookies — Wandering Willy v Martin Messiah Malenko
(Sensei_Suplex), also “Masai.”
- Who he is: an aasimar light cleric of a sun god, flavored as a gunslinger. He wears an eyepatch, and the sun god’s holy symbol shines from the eye beneath it.
- His family: he claims to be dead or recently back from the dead (“got shot”). His wife Val is his rifle. His revolvers Machiel and Cassandra are his kids. All three were polymorphed: “a long, drawn-out story.” Someone named Gona called him “little tiny son.” His mama always said “four hands are better than two.”
- Shiloh, his “daughter”: a massive songbird (Spiritual Weapon) who hates music and once ripped someone’s head off.
- Powers and gear:
- Holy hand grenades (Fireball), fanned incendiary rounds (Scorching Ray), and a gun barrage (Radiance of the Dawn).
- A blue-and-white “stim pistol” (Healing Word); a shot to his own heart for Death Ward; Warding Flare from his eye.
- Radiant Soul: halo and wings. Harm at 7th level.
- Items: gave away his lucky bullet and got the cursed Orb of the Veil. Found a potion of healing.
- Personality: a sugar-cookie lover, pro-adoption, and wants Doug. “I never really enjoyed fighting. I’m trying to get away from all that sort of stuff.”