First appears in S5E2 — Identity Crisis — Kopy Katt v Professor Alonzo Quixote Cervantes. Appears in 1 episode.
Deathmatch record
| Episode | Played by | Result |
|---|---|---|
| S5E2 — Identity Crisis — Kopy Katt v Professor Alonzo Quixote Cervantes | Rogue | Kopy Katt. Emmery, a changeling, takes the form of Cervantes’s mother and slaps him with a slipper into the fireplace. |
Appearances
S5E2 — Identity Crisis — Kopy Katt v Professor Alonzo Quixote Cervantes
(Rogue). Elderly but jacked.
- Profession: professor and student of warfare, combat and bloodshed; also a lawyer, with tenure. His degree is from “Bullshit University” (per the operator).
- Background:
- A fan of the show.
- Found fighting space crocodiles behind space waffles. Not welcome at a Waffle House near crocodiles.
- Not American (implied from the Mary Poppins exchange, but his country isn’t named).
- Body and habits: eight toes, bad aim and balance. Drinks milk. His favorite snack is a salad covered in Worcestershire sauce.
- The mustache: sentient. He once visited a tribe with sentient hair, where the chief’s nose hair writes poems. He sacrificed the mustache to the Box of Chaos.
- Possessions: a leather suitcase holding a spear, a rotary phone and more. Also carries an 80s brick phone.
- Money: credit score 850; values money most of all.
- Family: estranged from his mother, whose favorite he is. He has siblings, and his mother has a husband.
- Death: died slapped into the fireplace by Emmery-as-his-mother.