First appears in S2E15 — Black Hole Sun — Professor Stabbz v Mad Cass O Weary. Appears in 2 episodes.
Deathmatch record
| Episode | Played by | Result |
|---|---|---|
| S2E15 — Black Hole Sun — Professor Stabbz v Mad Cass O Weary | TheNoirEnigma | Professor Stabbz (an eighth-level Sunburst from Gerald’s scroll; Cass is sucked into the black hole) |
Appearances
S2E15 — Black Hole Sun — Professor Stabbz v Mad Cass O Weary
(TheNoirEnigma). A goblin (“poor little goblin,” “your small goblin hand”) rogue/bard.
- A professor at the University of Stabbz: Stabbing 101, theoretical stabbing, stabbing in Spanish. He had never used his stabbing in practice and entered the Deathmatch seeking tenure.
- Gear and moves: a psychic blade (a glowing purple and green dagger), sharpshooter, sneak attack, cunning action, silvery barbs (three times), invisibility (“Fuck this”), hold person, Uncanny Dodge, evasion, Fury of the Small, and Defensive and Mobile Flourish.
- Personality and lore:
- Cowardly: “Pain is bad.”
- Gullible; has “always wanted a friend.”
- Has a droning lecture style according to the tome Rate My Professor.
- Was once called “Lips” [uncertain] and got the name Stabbz “until an unfortunate accident.”
- Has a secret crush on Vanita, the professor of slashing.
- Says he used to do interpretive goblin dance and moves like he’s been in the circus.
- Has dainty ankles.
- Has student loans and wants his PhD.
- In this episode: he told Cass his whole life story mid-fight. He won with Gerald’s eighth-level Sunburst scroll, and the Grandmaster carried him on her shoulders.
- Dried Blood canon: he hears Cass’s laughter from another dimension as he dozes off. Gets a “six show contract” from the Arbiter (joke).
Into the Mirror, Session 1 (YouTube Parts 1–6 - Flynry Dies, Flynry Wakes, Flynry Walks, Survivors, Reflect…
In Flynry’s dream history, he won the Battle for the Crown alongside Flynry.