First appears in S7E9 — Necro-Nightmare — Squiggles v Ray S’urdead. Appears in 1 episode.
Deathmatch record
| Episode | Played by | Result |
|---|---|---|
| S7E9 — Necro-Nightmare — Squiggles v Ray S’urdead | RealLifeFakeWizard | Squiggles (Ray’s Spirit Swarm is reflected back on him and he is obliterated) |
Appearances
S7E9 — Necro-Nightmare — Squiggles v Ray S’urdead
(RealLifeFakeWizard). A gnome paladin. “Pretty tall for my height,” though his player says he isn’t.
- Look: a drawn-on mustache, pool floaties, wet hands, socks and shoes (mismatched socks) worn in the pool, kids’ Kmart sunglasses (later two pairs), muddy brown “diarrhea” eyes.
- Life: a caretaker at a pool at a resort. His mom named him Squiggles. He keeps a light hammer in case of krakens. He has died about four times, eaten by krakens, and “somehow” comes back. At his last job he was ridiculed by a monkey. He has gone through multiple therapists, can’t read well without spectacles, never reads terms and conditions, has no lawyer, and watches Antiques Roadshow. Detect Thoughts reveals something terrifying, or an empty mind (“Oh, look, a penny!”).
- Gear: a light hammer (shrunk by Reduce and dropped), a longsword, Divine Smite, Lay on Hands, Cure Wounds, Daylight, Mage Slayer. He robbed the Box of Chaos: a can of spam (seen), and the ring of spell turning, worn as a bracelet.
- Wish: the right foot of the 1999 McDonald’s Inspector Gadget Happy Meal toy. The GM promises it in a package in the green screen room. The Arbiter “knows a guy.”
- Chosen by the GM, who says in Dried Blood she wasn’t really cheering for him. Winner.