Stanley Second Life Gibbs

Deathmatch record

Episode	Played by	Result
S4E9 — Shootout — Stanley Second Life Gibbs v Gideon Regalis Electus Gregorius the 537th (Greg)	BDTeej	none. Stanley dies for good when his drone is destroyed; Greg is killed by his own sentient pistol; the Grandmaster then destroys the pistol with an arrow.

(BDTeej). Introduced as “Stanley Second Life McGibbs” and called Gibbs elsewhere. “The fastest gun in the West.”

Wears a hood, not a hat. Speaks with a cowboy drawl.
Calls himself “judge, jury, and executioner.” Has no dog. An old pal “Jack” is behind the bar (whiskey joke). An expert tequila drinker.
Dies and is revived by a small floating mechanical drone with a single eye and holographic healing hands. The Grandmaster says such individuals “made a deal of some sort” to keep coming back, and “their secrets are theirs to keep.”
Died 10 times this episode. The cause of each:
1. Greg’s bow misfires.
2. The Box of Chaos (he threw himself in).
3. A heart explosion from a gunshot.
4. A glass shard in the neck.
5. A floor ricochet between the eyes.
6. Lightning and poison from the prismatic rings.
7. Losing “the will to live.”
8. A chandelier snapping his neck.
9. His own round backfiring into his face.
10. Final: the drone shattered and a ricochet to the chest. (The order above follows the transcript; Teej’s own count was “10”.)
Weapons: an old pistol with shadow-magic rounds, and Daffodil, a greater silver pistol from the Box of Chaos.
Last wish: that Greg bring his big sister next time. Calls Greg “Timmy 10 guns.”