First appears in S3E3 — Couples Therapy — Chade v Kairen. Appears in 1 episode.
Appearances
S3E3 — Couples Therapy — Chade v Kairen
(Joel). A very large, square-jawed, mustachioed half-orc.
- Class and gear:
- Full armor/chainmail and an enormous greatsword.
- A pink apron, a gift from Kairen around the birth of their first child, which he wears every day.
- Home life:
- A stay-at-home husband caring for seven children at their hut.
- Cooks tofu and cinnamon rolls, owns 3,000-gp knives, and does DIY.
- Doesn’t eat meat, but cooked the family’s pet bunny for Kairen.
- Goes to the gym “with the boys” and takes Cassandra’s spin class.
- Friends with neighbor Margaret.
- Used to adventure with Kairen.
- This episode:
- Bought a two-foot purple tentacle-like massager at a toy party as an anniversary gift.
- Sacrificed his trousers to the Box of Chaos for a red velvet rope of climbing.
- Wears a banana-hammock thong with a goblin face; it ripped.
- Calls their safe word mango (after first saying pineapple).
- Says Kairen, an elf, will outlive him by thousands of years.