Claude is the janitor of The Dread Fortress.

  • A small man with a tall blue hat (slightly askew), a bushy beard and tiny feet. He is French and only says “huh huh.”
  • Thea is convinced he’s an evil wizard (and the office lunch thief). He’s the villain of her Thea Teaches segments, and she once took his arms off (“I’ll give them back”).
  • He plays chess with the Grandmaster and is better at it than the Arbiter. She sends him back to clean the toilet when she loses.
  • Nobody has had him take “the magic test.”

Everything below is compiled from the episode pages, in show order.

Appearances

S7E2 — Under the Oil Tree — Big Business v Bog Boy

The Dread Fortress janitor. Thea may think he’s a wizard. He hasn’t taken “the magic test” (a follow-up item).

S7E4 — The Cheese — Sila v Ol’ Pumpernicklejack

a small being with a tall blue hat, bushy beard and tiny feet. A good chess player, better than the Arbiter per the GM. Possibly French (the GM’s guess); “doesn’t even speak English” per the Arbiter. Ordered to clean the toilet; vanishes with a poof.

S7E9 — Necro-Nightmare — Squiggles v Ray S’urdead

Someone Thea calls incompetent, whose arms she removed. Unidentified.