First appears in S2E4 — Antsy — Glub Glub v Geril-Lee. Appears in 2 episodes.
Deathmatch record
| Episode | Played by | Result |
|---|---|---|
| S2E4 — Antsy — Glub Glub v Geril-Lee | carefulcantrip (Dave) | Geril-Lee (two critical Flurry of Blows strikes while an ant crawls into Glub Glub’s butthole) |
| S2E18 · Battle for the Crown Round 1 · Team Grandmaster (Toddleheim & Veronica) v Team Arbiter (Ralzamon & … | CarefulCantrip (called “Dave” at the table) | Team Grandmaster (Toddleheim and Veronica). Ralzamon and Glub Glub die. One point to the Grandmaster; the Acolyte popular vote stays open. |
Appearances
S2E4 — Antsy — Glub Glub v Geril-Lee
(Dave / carefulcantrip). A hobgoblin, “smartest of Hobgoblin tribe, smarter than Chieftain.” He speaks in broken third person.
- Background:
- Says he made the wheel and the claw, but “make no friend.”
- Went to college, where he was a science major (“experimental time”). He had a girlfriend there who did the butt-tickling “once.”
- College nicknames: “Walrus” and “Tripod.” Motto: “Try everything twice.”
- Habits and looks:
- Wears a loincloth only, no pants: “part of tribes culture.”
- Hasn’t washed in days (“vinegar flavor”).
- Uses the metric system.
- Very low-hanging; very ticklish.
- Gear and powers:
- Great club.
- Rage with Totem of the Bear resistance.
- Reckless attack and the Sentinel feat.
- “Magic rock goggles”: sticks with no lenses.
- Boom Boom, a small wooden-legged eldritch cannon built from a wooden flag and hammer. It follows him and spits flame.
- Bony/Boney, a tiny homunculus skeleton made from a small bone: big eye sockets, no jaw, a permanent smile. Bony is his only friend.
- In this episode:
- Got a splinter from his own club.
- Was a walrus for a round and had his butthole blessed by the Grandmaster.
- Ripped off his loincloth and farted for the crowd’s favor.
- Lost to Geril-Lee and gave her Bony with his dying words.
- Dragged off by the ankle by the Arbiter.