The Arbiter

The Arbiter, also known as Vythorn the Endless Scholar, is the Grandmaster’s servant in all things and the curator of every Deathmatch. Played by Mudcat (Drew). Mudcat also plays The Shadow King.

Who he is

• A true master of chaos magic and “master of all time and space.” He opens the portals, picks (or delegates the picking of) champions, and runs the arena.
• Much older than Elusia. He served her father before the Night of the Long Shadow. He has a birthday (“timeless, has no birthday” was a lie).
• Look: glowing white wings (they turned white from the effort of making the Box of Chaos), his rings (eight colored gems), Italian leather shoes (probably fake), and a rusty, seasoned metal chair, which is “his thing.”
• He has three nipples with his motto, “When you can, you should,” tattooed across them.
• He keeps a ledger of everyone he’s saved and the favors they owe, and a kill list. He can be capricious.

History

• Skypiercer: Vythorn crossed out of the Void to bring Elusia home. Afterwards he resurrected Agdrel, ripped out his soul, rearranged AGDREL into GERALD and sealed it in The Box of Chaos.
• Seasons 1–2: he secretly revived fallen champions and built an army (“thousands of thousands”), under the box’s corrupting influence. He co-opted the Children/Servants of the Void. The Faithful resisted him (Fate of the Arbiter, Fate of the Faithful).
• Battle for the Crown: he tried to overthrow the Grandmaster with his army of resurrected champions and failed. He wore sackcloth and chains through Season 3 as punishment, and was freed for good behavior in the Season 3 finale.
• Season 3 finale: he died stepping in front of the Shadow King’s attack on Doug the Pug.
• Into the Mirror and Vythorn’s Return: his soul went to the Sands of Eternity, escaped, was sidetracked by Fil, gained the tome Morir’s Cataclysm, and used it to destroy the Shadow King’s body.
• Season 5 (the Season of Fate): a vision of himself ruling as the Lord of Fate, which only he lived through. Some of its champions and things (like Double Sun Cola) carried over into reality.
• Season 6: he created Thea.
• Season 7: now “upper management.” He bought the 100-floor wizard’s tower he wanted (S7E8).

Quotes

• “We don’t put people in a labyrinth for them to finish it. We want them to die.”
• “Nobody’s in charge of the box. It’s chaos in a box.”
• “When you can, you should.”

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Everything below is compiled from the episode pages, in show order.

Appearances

Skypiercer Part 1

(= the Arbiter). Tall, black wings, purple cloak over one shoulder, high collar, large mustache, hair pulled back and shaved at the sides (2:29:03). Served “your uncle, Agdrel, in the Dread Fortress in the time of Faucius Golden Shield” (2:32:06) and also says “I once served your father” (2:33:26). Survived by serving the Shadow King’s court. Spent decades mastering the magic to find her; crossing took “a blood of a titan” (2:39:44). Needs three days to recover and can only bring Elusia and her two companions (2:47:52).

Skypiercer Part 2

Known in the Void as the right hand of the Shadow King (3:06:35); free to come and go from the Dread Fortress. Drained by the crossing; took Elusia’s stray arrow to the chest.

Playtest 1 (Pre-Launch) — Silky Slim v Escanor the Echo

. Black and white robes; eight golden rings of fluorescent colors; mage hand and prestidigitation; opens portals; triggers chaos events; performs the anthem. Fills the Grandmaster’s calendar and buys family birthday presents. Flips her off behind her back.

Playtest 2 (Pre-Launch) — Atlas v Bromir

Musical hobby (the anthem); poor dice; rolls his eyes behind her back; designs the fused ice elemental; secretly takes the fallen Bromir.

Playtest 4 (Pre-Launch) — Mudcat Mahomes v Thunk

Stripy referee shirt; anthem arranger; speaks every language; writing memoirs; claims to be her best friend; summons creatures and visages; builds the portals (“so simple a child could solve it”). Doesn’t like the tech goblins (“They don’t like you”).

S1 Ep1 — Ditch Em’ Darrell v Eshrinn

Black and white sleeveless leather robes, hood, eight gem rings; white glowing wings; favorite weapon a metal chair; bets on champions; owes people money; resents the Grandmaster (“One day I’m gonna show her”); controls the dragon; revives Eshrinn in a secret lair. Has a “best friend” who isn’t really supposed to be at the arena.

Magic — S1 Ep2 — Mageic v Amren

Target practice with an apple on his head; heals the Grandmaster; rigged the cathedral with natural gas; afraid of dolls; secretly remakes Amren from lava.

S1E3 — Blood Mage — Sunozar v the Shadow of the Arbiter

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• Forced by the GM to fight through his shadow. He removed his rings and over-cloak, ripped out his shadow, then tore its wings off.
• The GM says she has “allowed you to expand your powers while you’re here.”
• “If he falls on the field, I will finish him myself.” He later blessed the Shadow (“there’s a good heart in you yet”).
• He “exists outside of all space and time” and works hard on the deathmatches; the “union” joke.
• Says he found Sunozar at a Ruby Tuesday in Omaha. The botched second champion was the “boxer” who owned boxer dogs.

S1E4 — Multiclass — Kleen v Ivanna Kishu

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• Coached the GM’s water drinking.
• His friend Larry works at a blood bank (see below).
• Opens portals by clapping. Exits by Gaseous Form (“compelled by his own beans”).
• Placed a small wager on Ivanna and gave her an ice shield.
• Triggered the avalanche. Throws rocks at people who don’t speak Pig Latin.
• Talks with Acolytes at the nacho fountain.
• Must clean the 52 stadium toilets (nat 1; the goblins get the night off).
• Has a laboratory where he revives fallen champions.
• “Some self-esteem and some pride.” The paycheck joke.

S1E5, The 2v2 - Chuck Solid Gold Dragon Biff & Richardo v Steely Dan & Thass’Lok

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• Claims he can’t read. Collects people who fight to the death; found some at a 7-Eleven.
• Pulls marshmallows out of time and space.
• Has a betting problem (“money riding on you with some really nasty people”).
• Threw the giant wrench into the gears. Got hit with the GM’s sack of quarters.

S1E6 — Belly of the Beast — Viago v Tetra

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• Humors the GM at rock, paper, scissors.
• Does her laundry (laundry day follows the deathmatch).
• Is paid in leftover cold popcorn, gets to boss goblins, and “takes payment in blood.”
• Can talk to the living ship and make it move.
• Has a pet gelatinous cube.
• Stated: “Normally, I would reserve a specimen such as you for my army.”
• Bet on Viago and placed “late fight wagers.”
• Says there is a dentist on staff.

S1E7 — Wild Magic — Strako v Zayliss

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• Didn’t know Doug existed and blames Deathmatch stress.
• Is color blind.
• Bet “three liters, maybe four” of blood and claimed he won at “three and a half pints.”
• Rages after losing to Doug and summons a meteor swarm. The Grandmaster says he “clearly has anger issues.”
• Reads Cosmo.
• Secretly revives Zayliss for “my army.” Admits he’s “a cat person” and vows to “show that pug… show them all.”

S1E8 — Fireballs — Grorx v Lord Xiren

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• Carries a cane. Doesn’t nap; time magic aside, “time waits for no one.”
• Gifted Elusia a giant velour optical-illusion painting of Doug the Pug (bones / no bones), carried in by two goblins.
• Says the goblins are behind on the train (“public works”).
• Hands out giant magnifying glasses for the small print.
• Loves the sounds of death (“the death rattle… blood in the windpipe… the bowels”) but defers to the Grandmaster’s ruling.

S1E9 — Fizban’s Dragon Battle Royale — Amethyst Dragon v Dracohydra v Hollow Dragon v Topaz Dragon

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• Dressed as a cat (from a dumpster, smells like cheese) for Halloween.
• Owns a large leather tome, “Fizban’s Treasury” (“my favorite book”), from whose pages he pulls dragon forms to transform champions.
• Can draw out the Grandmaster’s shadow as well as his own. Distorts reality to move the arena between lairs, and put breathing magic in the water.
• Still insists his shadow “doesn’t speak for me.” Eats nachos and lemonade and showers the cheese sect below.

S1E10 — The Bear — Diamond Joe v Milliac

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• Has a secret lab in the Dread Fortress catacombs. It holds potions, specimens in jars, and a book of plans.
• Monologues about “phase three” and “This entire castle will be mine.” He hid it all from the Grandmaster.
• Handles the vendors (the lemonade guy, blue raspberry slushies).
• Can duplicate a creature as a chaos event.
• Refused to dance for the Grandmaster, though she says he does the Macarena well.
• Secretly revived Milliac.

S1E11 — Gift Horse — Cosmonius v El Hada Rocha

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• Failed to notice Elusia’s new hair color.
• Bet on El Hada Rocha because he wore a mask; gave him the coin purse and later the feather shield.
• Controlled both champions as puppets (Kalindra’s event). Opened a portal to Florida to dispose of the grandparents. Electrified the generator room. Rearranges Dread Fortress stones into doorways.
• Ran El Hada Rocha’s “88” time counter.
• “Contractually” obliged to trigger chaos.

S1E12 — Feast — Potato v Dinkledink

• Found the champions in the Santa line at the mall, where he had been drunk. He was in line “for ironic reasons” and owns a 5×8 photo of the three of them on Santa’s lap.
• Uses mage hand. Wanted schnapps or Fireball but was “working.”
• Prepared the feast arena.
• Threw a half-cooked stuffed turkey from a small sack. Summoned the eating giant.
• Calls the Grandmaster “my boss” and insists theirs is a “purely business relationship.”
• Doug outrolled him on a chaos roll.

S1E13 — Snow-clad — Highfrost v Bryltyn

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• Opens portals; this time through a sewage whirlpool.
• Says he went to high school with Highfrost, was “fatter, like a lot,” and sells scented candles via a Facebook group (an MLM).
• Is forming an anti-cloning task force / “clone committee.”
• Bets on the deathmatches (per narration). Has a strict no-up-kilt policy. “We bought” the Fortress, a fixer-upper.

S1E14 — Eyes of Chaos — Lucien v Monteclaire (Season 1 finale)

• Took notes on how rulers behave. Sent mage hands to sew for the Grandmaster.
• Used time magic to hold the Tarrasque for the whole battle. Was swallowed whole, alive, and carried off.
• Locked the Northern Gate with multiple locks (the Grandmaster blames him).

S2 Ep1, Fate of the Arbiter (Fate of the Arbiter Part 1)

• Taken by the Tarrasque (which Toddleheim knew was an illusion or conjuration). Found apparently free in a cathedral chamber of the dwarven fortress, claiming he’d been “stuck here for weeks.”
• Openly declares he wants the Dread Fortress and to overthrow the Grandmaster (“Elusia will rue the day”).
• Grew giant, shielded himself with orbiting stones, turned back time (chronal shift), reflected Magic Missile, threw chaos bolts and chaos lightning, wore a psychic memory-splitting aura, and disintegrated Orin.
• Wears eight prismatic rings, cursed against anyone else.
• His “death” was a deception. He reappeared disguised as the Grandmaster, framed the party as would-be murderers, and portaled them into the arena.

S2E6 — FoTA - Sands of the Arena (Fate of the Arbiter, Part 2)

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• Branded the three traitors and staged the fight.
• Owns his own arena: a temple above a city with a giant statue of himself and a black throne. Eats grapes and drinks wine.
• Claims the visage they beat was “a fraction of my power… a golem, a stand-in, a mist.” Summons creatures of darkness from the floor and heals the champions.
• Admits he hoped to manipulate them, and that he killed Orin (“And I liked Orin”). “This entire realm will be mine someday.”
• Seethes with hatred of the Grandmaster, plus shame and embarrassment. Knew he was being mind-probed and crushed the banister until he bled.
• Called “the right hand of the Grandmaster” and “a staple of virtue” by Lyrus.
• Ages his failed werewolves to dust by turning time. “I am God here.”

S2E2 — Prize Fight — Asena v Ralzamon

• He has just returned to the Dread Fortress after an absence (“I really miss this place”). The GM calls him her right-hand man.
• He claims he and the GM were recently dragons.
• He secretly revived Ralzamon and recruited him: “We have much to plan for.”

S2E3 — A Lovers’ Quarrel — Lethe v Sorry

• Brought the exes as “something more true to life.”
• “Had a girlfriend once… she went to a different school.”
• Chose the winter town.
• Bad end-of-round rolls that improved each round (12, 14, 15, then 17).
• Out of shape at chair-fu; Dave runs the chair-fu class.
• Called “a master of time” by the GM. He will return the pair to whatever time they choose.

S2E4 — Antsy — Glub Glub v Geril-Lee

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• Rips a portal open with one finger.
• Employs a crow guy, Terry, who is “out of business” because of the recession.
• Flares his wings to raise the flood.
• Beat Doug at rolling for the first time in ~25 tries, and claims he now (metaphorically) holds the treats. Says he’d kill Doug “if he wasn’t already dead.”
• Told by Elusia that he “haven’t been here that long.”

S2E5 — The Gauntlet — Dan Kowalski v Gordy Gotta Get Em

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• Gave the GM the time-and-space crystal.
• Recruited both champions at a bowling alley.
• Opens portals with a thunderous clap.
• Carried off Gordy’s remains in a sack, whistling.

S2E7 - Hand to Hand Combat, Bargo v Carn

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• Let “the traitors” who planned to overthrow the Dread Fortress escape “the other day,” and is under the Grandmaster’s orders to fix it.
• Triggered his own event, a thunderclap that collapsed the cavern.
• Secretly took Carn’s body and head out of the arena and stitched them together with a magical needle and thread.

S2E8 — Father’s Love — Dadrith v Baron Voltágè

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• Duties: does the auditing and cold-calls champions.
• Appearance: wears black-and-white referee robes and black Chuck Taylors.
• Doug: feuds with him (“A monstrous dog”).
• Powers: increased the arena’s gravity and sank the turtle.
• Names: bad with them (“Bartholomew?”). He was ordered to lay a memento for Baron.
• Dried Blood: keeps a laboratory and is building an army.

S2E9 — Bees — Rosa v Veronica

• Tells a false bee fact.
• Rolls poorly to the GM’s disappointment and feuds with Doug the Pug.
• Unleashes the sandstorm.
• Pulled from the stands by Veronica’s whip and cut. Caught her blade bare-handed.
• Wanted to kill or disintegrate the champions; the GM forbade it.
• Summoned zombie bees from sand, then misty-stepped away.
• Refused Rosa’s bid for his job.
• Took Veronica’s memories of Gerald by a charm with silver-shimmering eyes, then flew off. The GM calls him a sore loser and jealous.
• Was eating nachos.
• Has wings.

S2E10 — Filicide — Glassy v Thornabub

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• Found the GM asleep, and plans tourism flyers.
• Sided with Thornabub: “people don’t respect their elders.”
• Gambling: “I’m going to lose a lot of money” on a short fight.
• Bullies Doug.
• Believes magnets are magic and the earth is flat.
• Went for drinks with Thornabub. Dried Blood: confides he has been trying to overthrow the Grandmaster “for years.”

S2E11 — Secrets — Blaktoof v Zorhel

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• Promised Blaktoof riches. Produced duct tape and threw a rock at Blaktoof out of jealousy over Doug.
• Calls himself “a shadow connoisseur.”
• Triggered the acid flood. Carted off the dead goblins in a wheelbarrow.
• Rolled 1, 1, 2 and a nat 1.

S2E12 — Blood Cookies — Wandering Willy v Martin Messiah Malenko

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• Recruited the “most nat one rolling individuals in the entire universe.”
• Claims many wives, each given a gravestone “one at a time”; he can’t keep track.
• Wants to skin Doug and wear him as a hat. Threatens to disintegrate Willy. Sings “Pocket Full of Sunshine” in a minor key.
• Sends Gerald to shoot the champions, then accuses the GM: “You always let them live.”
• Storms off to his own arena with a statue of himself, where he raises losers of past Deathmatches from the shadows: “Our time has come.”

S2E13 — The Brave — Buli v Chancy

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• Tried to steal a cookie and was smacked.
• Claims to be Chancy’s superfan (a concert tee pulled from his chest, Chancy’s name “carved on my bones”).
• “Aged like a fine wine.”
• Refused to roll low for Doug.
• Ended the pillow-fight chaos early.
• Threw Buli’s body into the well.

S2E14 — Shrooms — Ulfgar Greyblade (Mcswiggins) v Snoop & Dog

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• Wears dead men’s shoes: “Italian leather” tap-like shoes, then corpse sandals; a fine collection of shoes from all the people he’s killed.
• Hit Mcswiggins with a metal chair.
• Bet on Snoop.
• Enforces “this is not a toilet… we have HR.”
• Plunged into the abyss, and in Dried Blood took Mcswiggins to his lair.

S2E15 — Black Hole Sun — Professor Stabbz v Mad Cass O Weary

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• Spent last week fixing the Dread Fortress toilets in the sewers.
• Wears Italian leather shoes (the GM: tap shoes).
• Ran in with a dagger to “save” the GM, then enjoyed Doug’s suffering.
• Made a water portal from the bathwater.
• Opened the black hole: “a rift in space and time.”
• Walked unscathed into the black hole with Cass’s boomerang.

S2E16, Pub Brawl - Broose Scorchtail v Dewdrop Grizzlebee

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• The brewery: reminded the GM of her forgotten brewery, which he says has been “fully operational the entire time.” Says “I don’t water my beer down.”
• His interventions:
  • Turned back time when he ran out of round cards.
  • Blessed Broose because “these guys are pathetic.”
  • Axed open the brewery tanks to flood the arena with beer, then restored the tanks and drained the beer at the end.
• Small moments: stuck his tongue out at Doug. Puppeted Dewdrop’s corpse (Dried Blood).

Coriander Society, Fate of the Faithful Part 1 (A Crossover)

(only mentioned)

• Per Lyrus: the Grandmaster’s vizier and right hand.
• Secretly betraying her, planning a coup, amassing an army, and sending impostors to cause unrest.
• Murdered Orin. Keeps the Grandmaster isolated. “Master of time, space, and magic,” perhaps thousands of years old.
• The hand that took Ralzamon is inferred to be his (from the recap at 0:03:18 together with Lyrus’s “General of the Arbiter,” 2:10:11). It is not stated.

Coriander Society - Fate of the Faithful Part 2 (A Crossover)

. See the vision description (1:32:57). Plans to rid the Void of the Grandmaster. His treachery is not yet public.

Coriander Society - Fate of The Faithful Part 3 — A Crossover

(offstage). Circe says deserters are hunted across all realities and torn apart atom by atom; he destroyed the ogre Chester and erased his echoes across the multiverse. “Not omniscient.” Lyrus suggests they may have to fight him.

Coriander Society — Fate of the Faithful Part 5 (A Crossover)

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• Appearance: glowing white wings, black and white leathers, eight individually colored rings, long hair and beard, 8–9 ft tall.
• Sits on a throne of ice in his own fortress, “a twisted echo of the Grand Throne.”
• Remembers the shadow king’s reign. “The next phase of my plan has begun… the fight is near.”

S2E17 — Fate of the Arbiter - The Hall of Fates — Toddleheim, Locket and Flynry reach the Grandmaster

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• Revealed this episode:
  • Confesses to the coup, the Tarrasque attack on the arena and kidnapping himself.
  • Champions don’t go home: he has gathered them, willingly or “touched by my shadow” (white and black eyes).
  • Has his own ice-covered throne room, where he rules. He credits “my shadow.”
  • Says Orin “doesn’t exist anymore… He got in the way.”
• His view of her rule: says he and the Grandmaster “came up together” and “took this kingdom together,” and says she killed her uncle for the throne. Calls her soft: “Your weakness is a disease.”
• Accepts the wager for her title and throne.

S2E18 · Battle for the Crown Round 1 · Team Grandmaster (Toddleheim & Veronica) v Team Arbiter (Ralzamon & …

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• “I don’t work for you anymore.” He is challenging the Grandmaster for the throne and calls her deathmatches unfair.
• Plans:
  • Remodel the Dread Fortress: his own portrait, his statue in the throne room, Spanish tile.
  • “Balance the budget.” He made invites on the Dread Fortress printing press.
• Promised his champions they would “cease to exist” if they failed. Gave Ralzamon a “ceremonious plus 16.”
• Triggered the avalanche with a finger snap. Curb-stomped the dying Glub Glub and left: “This isn’t over.”
• Knows something about Veronica’s “true love.”

S2 Ep19, Battle for the Crown Round 2 - Team Grandmaster (Cosmonius & Locket) v Team Arbiter (Silky Slim & …

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• Now insists “I don’t work for you anymore.” Lounged on the GM’s throne smoking.
• Accuses Gerald of cheating last week.
• “I should have just stabbed you in my throne room.”
• Revived the Baron (“I knew I revived you for a reason”).
• Likes cruel children.
• Winced at Slim’s death.
• His event: collapsed the ground into holes and blew the champions with his breath.

S2E20 — Battle for the Crown Round 3 — Flynry & Prof. Stabbz v Thornabub & Mcswiggins

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• Moved a water bed, a velour patchwork couch and a TV into the Dread Fortress throne room. Wears Italian leather shoes.
• Smashed Stabbz with his metal folding chair for the duck’s death; the chair now wobbles.
• Erupted the arena with lava in anger.
• Lost the crown. He keeps the water bed and couch, is moved to the dungeon, and is collared and leashed and paraded by Doug the Pug.

GCX Orlando 2022 — Lord Snacc v The Showman|Live | GCX Orlando 2022 — Lord Snacc v The Showman

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• Forgot to bring champions to GCX; he only packed a toothbrush because of checked-bag fees.
• Opens the portal by slamming his hands down. Flies up into the sky to watch.
• Flirted with Lord Snacc about fro-yo, then called it creepy.
• Counter-shimmied the Showman to a tie.
• Is putting a new wing on the Dread Fortress without permits. Says money is tight because of the remodels.
• Dragged the bodies off stage.

S3E1 — Kill em with Kindness — Lumos the Spark v Ferndell Ironwind

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• Chained at wrists and ankles, in plain cloth clothes and spectacles instead of his black robes, doing the Grandmaster’s paperwork and taxes. The chains are blamed for his bad rolls and slow bathroom trips. Why he’s chained is not explained in this episode.
• Says Ferndell’s hero-point deal “might be one of the better ones I’ve ever seen.” Carried Lumos off by the ankle. Charged with the local-yogurt vendor contracts.

S3E2 — The Student and the Master — Alma v Ahyan

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• Punished: wears chains, must knock, and sits on a wooden crate with a deflated D20 cushion. He “tried to overthrow the Dread Fortress… like two months ago.”
• Duties: in charge of the budget; does the Grandmaster’s taxes by coloring in the boxes.
• In the arena: chair-dived Ahyan for 1, then hit him with the tiny chair for 4. Summoned the blizzard with his breath. Flashed a wolf face barking at Doug. A fan of the underdog who respects time magic.

S3E3 — Couples Therapy — Chade v Kairen

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• Wears chains and shackles and a potato-sack linen cloth.
• Openly says he tried to overthrow the Grandmaster with resurrected champions.
• Is called “the manager”; says he placed the skulls in the arena.
• Was exposed to the audience twice and cast enlarge in response.
• Made Margaret statues from Chade’s memories (“I just looked into his brain”).
• Cancelled the kitchen contractor.
• Took 13 psychological damage.

S3E4, Crypto Monkeys - K-Boom v Ignacio Marchade

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• Currently imprisoned. His hands are shackled, and he wears Italian leather boots awarded for good behavior in his prison cell.
• Now does the grocery shopping. Running anger-management mantras (“I am centered… I am the best me”; “My self-worth is not tied to dice rolls”).
• Has memorized Independence Day (“he also has it memorized,” Dried Blood).
• Recovered the bodies from the lake.

S3E5, Edge Lords - Captain Fable v Verryn Ruth

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• Now a chained prisoner in the Grandmaster’s Dread Fortress.
• Says he is “four, four and a half thousand years old,” yet “timeless and has no birthday.”
• Powers: claps portals open with visible sound waves; giant glowing white wings; rewinds time (the plush d20 gag); summons bats.
• Believes in mean words. Insults and bullies Doug.
• Possibly said “I should have killed you in my throne room. And I had the chance” (target unclear).
• Flirts with the “mom who’s into my chains.”
• Does the body cleanup.

S3E6, Homunculus - Coen v Alfucius

. Still imprisoned and in chains, which the Grandmaster can make heavier with a spell; she does so twice.

• Rolled 9 on acrobatics.
• Raised the ghost dragon half-heartedly and wanted to go home.
• Angry that no one died, so he flung a goblin from the stands.

S3E7 — Severed Limbs — Cress v Chedrick McDougan

• Arrives with chains clanking on his ankles and wrists. Lightheaded.
• Opens portals with a clap (visible ripples) and summons the Box of Chaos with a snap. Has giant wings.
• Chose the Shadowlands, thinking she’d like it, and suggested building her a shrine there.
• Keeps losing his end-of-round rolls to Doug.

S3E8, The Gauntlet 2 - Floyd of the Pink & Luci v Hurdey & Gurdi

• Wears chains in this episode; he asked to have them taken off to drink and was refused.
• Raised the skeletal minotaur with a nat 20.

S3E9 — Fire Heart — Alyndra Morlynn v Minh Lý

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• A prisoner in chains in the Dread Fortress.
• His eyes glowed with fire, melting a ping pong ball. He hates Doug and flipped him off.
• Photobombed the painting.
• Brought the flood chaos.

S3E11 — Blood Feud 1 — Havoc v Isha Inverraseth

. Still a chained prisoner of the Grandmaster. He opens portals by slamming his chains, and has white wings.

S3E12 — Blood Puppets — Basil Herringbone v Befferfoot

. He is still in chains and asks to have them removed (“good behavior all season… I can still do magic”); the Grandmaster ignores him. His white wings glow. He collapsed the cave into its deeper chamber with a nat-20 chaos event. Doug tied his roll.

S3E14 — Magic Duel — Talbot Cage v Seth Kaiser

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• Wore a mask for an unexplained reason of his own.
• Calls his job “being a prisoner.”
• Threatened Thomas’s family and Doug.
• Lost to Doug’s roll twice, and got a dunce cap.
• Has giant white wings. Slammed the Box of Chaos down in a rage. Summoned Dolly.
• “Time magic’s my thing.”

S3E15 — Sunday Slam — Belet v Derick

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• Clanks chains while wandering the fortress on Sunday nights. Makes champions sign release forms.
• Knows the feeling of everyone trying to kill him.
• Took pity on Derick (+2 AC). Rolled a nat 1 and “cast modify memory” on the crowd.

LIVE at Full Sail Hall of Fame 2023 — Jenny Gray v Chef GPT

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• Claims Italian-leather shoes. Ripped the spine out of “Popcorn Guy” through his chest over stale popcorn stuck in his teeth.
• Wants a break “every four hours.”
• Called “a little least” by the Grandmaster; replies “That guy sucks.”

Into the Mirror, Session 1 (YouTube Parts 1–6 - Flynry Dies, Flynry Wakes, Flynry Walks, Survivors, Reflect…

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• Defeated in his attempt to overthrow the Grandmaster. Now her chained prisoner in sackcloth, sleeping in a cage, unwashed, “honoring our deal.” She still finds uses for him.
• Sat on her throne picking his teeth with a knife. Opens the Hall of Fates locks with a flick of the wrist, still shackled.
• Claims never to have visited the desert plane himself.
• Cast Disintegrate on the three to send them there: “That’s one way to solve my problems.”

S3E17, Season 3 Finale - Soot Mustam v Huey Leatherface

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• Wore sackcloth “rags” and chains for about “five months” this season. The Grandmaster freed him for good behavior, and his black spiked leathers and Italian leather boots returned.
• Admitted “I was mistaken” about her being weak.
• His shadow and chaos energy were drawn out of him into the box, giving the Shadow King “ten times” his power.
• Died taking a shadow blade meant for Doug. Last words: “I am sorry for so many things… For knowledge.”

Into the Mirror 7–9 - Claws of Sand, Shifting Sands, Hourglass (session 2)

(mentioned only)

• Sent the party here by “essentially disintegrating” them “in the most painful fashion.”
• Said “some have returned.”

S4 Ep3, Swindlers - Griff v Cappin Fodder

(the Arbiter, the Endless Scholar). Not present. Represented by the statue. The Shadow King says he killed him.

S4E5 — Toxicity — Toocher the Toxic v Sho Nin

did the Fortress taxes for years, in symbols; dead (killed by the Shadow King).

S4E8 — Blood Rain — Fatale v Claudia

mentioned as having once done “the talking” at the Deathmatch.

Into the Mirror 15–16, Old Friends - Sky

• Situation: Dead and in the Sands of Eternity. He was murdered in the Dread Fortress (“I died in the throne room”) by the Shadow King, whom he believes is now holding the Grandmaster hostage “or worse.” He had been stuck in an illusion in the library where books kept turning to sand.
• Last memories: being in chains serving the Grandmaster, killing the party, then “lunch.”
• His account of the past:
  • He rescued the exiled Elusia after her father’s death and brought her home to challenge her uncle, the Shadow King.
  • He then created the Box of Chaos to hold the Shadow King’s soul, siphoned its power, and was clouded and whispered to by it.
  • He claims the King, not he, killed the party, and says he doesn’t know whether he obliterated Orin.
• His relationship with Elusia: says he has known her “a thousand years.” Per Elianna’s knowledge, she named him Arbiter 700 years ago and he has served her for 700 years.
• Stated aims: Grandmaster safe, Shadow King dead, “my power back.”
• Size and power: about 8 ft tall. Weaker here than before. Can still rewind a moment in time (undoing Elianna’s tackle) and grant Fortune’s Favor and Chronal Shift rerolls. Cannot do large time reversal in the dampened area outside the library. Casts thunder step.
• Other actions: made the tome disappear “into” his keeping. Says he did not know for sure where the mirror would send the party.

Into the Mirror 17, The Way Out

• Travels with the party.
• Surrendered to Sky by throwing down a ceremonial dagger, then urged Sky to kill the party. Sky: “There’s something wrong with you.”
• Noticed the library’s dampening fade and stayed silent.
• Deciphered and worked the Oasis mechanism with Toddleheim’s help while hasted.
• Used the orrery as a one-person portal and abandoned the party: “Nothing personal, the Grandmaster has to be saved.” Sky’s reflection showed Sky picking Vythorn’s pocket.

S4E14, Vythorn’s Return Part 1 (Vythorn alone in the in-between; the God of Fate)

• Status: he left his companions inside the mirror through a portal, which the narration calls a betrayal. He is sworn to return to the Void and to Elusia. He asks “Am I still dead?”; the in-between is “not really a dead place.”
• Losses and habits:
  • Lost his Italian leather boots to the ink creature and is now barefoot.
  • Wears no socks with good boots.
  • Can’t paddle a boat and can’t swim (“never done so a day in your life”).
  • Allergic to cats (or claims to be).
  • “Not much of a bowler.”
  • Has a dry sense of humor and has “never seen much use for it.”
• Magic:
  • Time-bending. His prestidigitation turns back time on his clothes; his witch bolt drags a past storm into the present.
  • His eyes glow milky void and multicolored lightning crackles at his fingertips when he casts.
  • In the in-between his magic works only with permission: dispel magic, witch bolt and blink failed; gust and prestidigitation worked.
• Childhood: his earliest shown memory is a young boy in the rain, hands burning with magical fire he controls, outside a burning two-story house full of screams. Phil says he lost his parents to his own abilities. “My family would say too much potential.”
• Relationships and history:
  • Had teachers and many friends.
  • Once would have called the Shadow King (Agdrel) a friend.
  • Spared the dying Shadow King to keep his power and knowledge, kept him “in a box,” and used that power to keep order in the Void while the Grandmaster held her games.
  • Claims he brought Elusia back across the planes and into the Dread Fortress.
  • Phil says he was at times dissatisfied with Elusia’s rule and with her father’s rule, and that the idea of overthrowing Elusia was a seed he planted. He answers: “maybe? Sometimes, who’s not?”
• Ambition: “I want to control fate… I will be the God of Fate.” He accepted Phil’s bargain: control of the fates of everyone in the Void, possible elevation, and the quest for the Testaments of Morir’s Cataclysm.

S4E15, Vythorn’s Return Part 2

• Introduces himself as “right hand to the Grandmaster of the Void, or Arbiter.”
• Barefoot after losing his Italian leather boots in the swamp.
• Abilities shown:
  • Time magic (chronal shift): his eyes glow milky voidy white and multicolored lightning crackles. He reverses about 10 seconds, forces rerolls, and slows jaws mid-bite. It could only briefly freeze Fil’s hourglass.
  • Spells: mage armor, invisibility, minor illusion, quickened slow, mind sliver, chaos bolt (an orb of multicolored chaos lightning), hold person, haste, dispel magic.
• Poor tracker (“more of the book type”), and not strong.
• Admits he’s ignorant of the ruins.
• Stabbed Ise to feed the door; “I know where all the organs are.”
• Tried to hit Kuro; Biff stopped him.
• Bones and death “kind of remind me of home.”
• Believed his uncontrolled chaos killed his parents. Ise reveals that Agdrel, the Shadow King, killed them with his own hands.
• Vows to unravel the Shadow King and then control fate across the Void. Fil backs him and grants the Testaments of Morir’s Cataclysm.
• Called a “demon” by himself. Race: “doesn’t really have a race” (table talk).

S4E17 (Season Finale) - Vythorn’s Return Part 3

• Returned to the Void from Giant’s Breath by Fil.
• Gained the Testaments of Morir’s Cataclysm’s power. The words burned into his flesh, and he combines Morir magic with chaos energy.
• Powers shown this episode:
  • space-time blinking, lightning, turning back time, and control of storms
  • Morir portals that open toothed maws into hellscapes
  • a “coffin of light” prison
  • mind control that turns eyes white and void (goblins), and mass paralysis (Acolytes)
• Says the Shadow King killed his family. Agdrel confirms he orphaned him and was saving him “like a dessert.”
• Declared himself Lord of Fate under a contract with Fil.
• Imprisoned Elusia rather than killing her, using his own old chains.
• Proclaimed himself the Void’s rightful ruler “by the rules of our Deathmatches.”
• Stated aims: a unified Void, travel to new planes, challenging and conquering champions of every realm.

S5E1 — Rise of the Lord of Fate — Atlas v Killy Yesman

. The ruler of the Dread Fortress, sitting on its throne; he is the former Arbiter (he is called “the Arbiter” by slip at 0:31:59 and 1:12:51, and Atlas says “I’ll ask the Arbiter next time”).

• In this episode:
  • He made Thea from a worm and named her the Arbiter.
  • He had the Grandmaster “fired… laid off” and made a beheading joke about her “severance package.”
  • He banned tuna juice throughout the Void.
  • He ripped off his own shadow and threw it into the Box of Chaos as its new soul.
  • He has white wings and wears new Italian leather boots. He “can see all through time and space,” “can control fate,” and calls himself humble.
• Running bits:
  • He keeps a performance review for Thea and dangles a half-percent raise.
  • He wants a therapist on the payroll.
  • He “doesn’t govern the fishes.”
  • He doesn’t normally do the closing speech.

S5E2 — Identity Crisis — Kopy Katt v Professor Alonzo Quixote Cervantes

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• Thea: created her a week ago and doesn’t pay her (“Do you think I got paid as the Arbiter?”). Keeps a performance report on her.
• Concerned about optics and PR. Says “we’re on a budget.”
• Claims “I killed the Shadow King!”.
• Entered the fight once with a metal chair, then poofed back to his throne. Says he could stop time.

S5E3, Eldritch Fangs - Ruby Rust v Robbie Clark and the Hunger

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• Says he “usurped the Grandmaster” and is under scrutiny across the Void.
• His bedroom is in a distant tower because he likes to stay away from everybody.
• Powers seen: rips reality to move them both to the throne room, snaps food into place, summons the Box of Chaos.
• Keeps a performance report on Thea. Wants middle-aged champions. Won’t admit lords use the bathroom.

S5E4 — Chaos in Chinchilla Forest — Tormiir v Granny Edith

. Came into “this seat of power rather abruptly… not everyone’s happy about it,” and worries about optics.

• Keeps a report on Thea; draws stars on her forehead in ink.
• Reverses time to heal Thea. Splits into two winged duplicates with metal chairs. Summons the Box of Chaos.
• Always sits on a folding chair. Outlawed tuna juice. Threatened to have Doug roll for Thea.

S5E5 — Frigid Fedoras — Kyle Stoddard v Frigidoom

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• Has white wings. Took Thea’s room as his office.
• Sharp with her and threatens to “make you a box,” though he still gives her stars.
• “I fucking hate my job.” Repeatedly baffled by the champions.
• Rolls the Box of Chaos and the chaotic events.

S5E6 — American Amphibian — King Man Frog Bofus v Richard Knottley

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• Watches protesters from windows and breathes heavily. Insists watching people “is my job.”
• Admits he forgot the Deathmatch day.
• Has white wings. Twists Thea into a pretzel with a snap.
• Works out in private, avoiding the Fortress gym. Wants a microphone “because I have some thoughts.”
• The blue ring from the Box of Chaos “once belonged to the Arbiter, aka the Lord of Fate”; he has been looking for it and wants it back.

S5E7 — Ducks of Death — Robbie Clark & the Hunger v Bob the Barbarian

. The former Arbiter, who has “usurped” the throne and still struggles with the title.

• White wings. Has a private reserve of champagne, which Thea says was the Grandmaster’s.
• Carves stars into Thea’s forehead as rewards and can heal them away as punishment. Keeps a report and file on her and claims to pay her.
• Snapped away the champagne towel because Robbie is a child. Says he remembers Robbie getting new shoes on his seventh birthday.

S5E8 — Graveyard Grudge — Granny Edith v Teddy Oso

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• Has white wings and keeps Egyptian cotton sheets on his bed. Thea decorated his room for Halloween.
• Says he created the Box of Chaos and that “it contains part of my soul.”
• Says he created Thea out of a worm. He removes stars from her forehead and threatens her paycheck.
• Rips Thea’s wings off after the laxative corn dogs.
• Wants Thea to do the taxes. Has Thea roll dice “for no reason at all” (he says).

S5E9 — Patriotic Punch Up — Bob the Barbarian v Richard Knottley (Dick Twist)

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• Look: Italian leather shoes and white wings. Portraits of himself line the Dread Fortress halls.
• Thea: says he created Thea, who has been sentient for about two months.
• Powers seen: reality tears, snapping tricycles and jorts into being, removing Thea’s star, and multicolored chaos-storm lightning. He fried the Peloton.
• Politics: would never vote for Dick Twist but thinks he could win.

S5E10 — BoneBound Brawl — King Bofus v Bone Daddy (and Darcy)

Refuses gloves and resizes Thea’s head with a snap. Remembers Bone Daddy’s gyrations from last time. He has “a lot of issues” with Thea and puts them “on her record.”

S5E11 — Appliance Adversaries — Atlas v Frigidoom

. Rules the Deathmatch from a folding metal chair; has wings. “I’m running an entire realm.”

• Powers: can stop time and step through portals. Summons the Box of Chaos through Thea.
• Keeps a “private collection” that includes a blade holding a piece of the Shadow King’s soul; he doesn’t know how it got into the Box.
• Sided with Atlas after the big hit. Approves of recycling.

S5E12 — Imitation Game — Kopy Katt v Ragu

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• Has a large painting of himself in the library.
• Cancelled his credit cards by 1980s telephone. Lost his phone to Copycat and offers a reward for it.
• Claims about his past and power:
  • He says the baby in the bonnet photo “murdered his own family. Or at least he thought. It’s a complicated story.”
  • “I usurped the throne. Fair and square.”
  • Keeps Doug shackled in the dungeons, which have a bathroom.
• Took a Polaroid of Copycat’s real face “for later.”
• Summons the Box of Chaos with multicolored lightning into the chaos storms.

S5E13 — Bone Rust — Ruby Rust v Bone Daddy

. Apparates, regrows teeth with a snap, and buys the crowd blue slushies.

• Says Thea doing his job would spare him “the paperwork and the taxes.”
• Promised Ruby restoration if he won. Summons the Box of Chaos.

S5E14 — Froggy Style — Kyle Stoddard v King MAN FROG Bofus

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• Ignores emails (“I checked them”) and runs a one-flavor policy.
• Mentions riots across the Void, “taxpayers’ money,” and that he can “barely afford to feed” Thea.
• Says they keep reviving everybody.
• Borrowed the shotgun, then gave Bofus a power-up out of his own disgust at Sakura-Kyle.

S5E15 — Cosmic Collision — Teddy Oso v Ragu

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• Wears “Italian leather” shoes (Thea says cacti leather).
• Fired Thea for sleeping in his throne, then put her on probation. Kept her on “for logistics” after the match and returned her clipboard.
• Wants firmer hygiene in the Dread Fortress. Has white wings. Announced the first Royal Rumble.

S5E16, Chaos Royal (Season 5 finale), the first Chaos Royale (four-way)

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• Brooding in a stripped, unlit throne room with a conjured window and rain.
• Says ruling is hard: riots, the ransacked Eastern Outpost, and anger that the Grandmaster is still imprisoned. “Things are not going the way that I had planned for them to go this season.”
• Insists his shoes are real Italian leather.
• Keeps a Kansas City barbecue in the kitchen of the Dread Fortress; the goblins fetch it.
• Can loop doors back into the room and call down lightning.
• Leaves the finale early, unhappy, for “somewhere else to be.”

S5 Ep17 — Vythorn’s Return Part 4

• Season of Fate (vision):
  • He is the “new Lord of Fate.”
  • Wears newly crafted leather boots and robes.
  • Has a frustrating “new assistant” (unnamed).
  • Faces constant infighting and rebellion.
  • Keeps Elusia imprisoned in the Dread Fortress dungeons and sleeps in what was her bed.
  • Admits he is lonely and feels “more trapped than I ever did when I was your arbiter.”
• Main timeline:
  • Rejects Fil’s path and chooses to remain the Grandmaster’s arbiter, “the other side of her coin.”
  • “The only title that matters to me is friend.”
  • Frees Elusia by shattering her choker shackles with a chaos-channelled dagger.
  • Warns of threats beyond the Void.
  • Vows to “fight fate itself.”
• Elusia’s vision-self says Agdrel once decided Vythorn’s role in the Void (0:08:00).

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• “I just work here.” A member of the Arbiters’ union: only works Sundays.
• Brought “some friends” as champions. Sent “down below” off the stage.
• Proposes summoning the Box of Chaos and voices what’s inside it.
• Says he does the taxes.
• Beat the dragon cosplayer in a roll-off and sent him “back to the corner like last year.”

S6E1 — Murder at the Dread Fortress (TTRPG Murder Mystery)

. Opens the “new era” (build champions up, then watch them kill each other).

• Created Thea; rejects Stuart twice. Wants a new “goo guy.” Negotiates with the Chinchilla Union.
• Uses temporal transmogrification (“time eyes”) to replay the night in reverse, with multicolored chaos lightning in his eyes.
• Killed Iris and her husband at their wedding feast over a double-booked Deathmatch venue. He apologized, saying he’s “working on being a little bit better.”
• Stopped a rocket in time and resurrected Tony from pieces.

S6 Ep2 · Ether Drifts Part 1 · TTRPG One Shot (Team A mine mission)

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• Watches pirated Dune 2 from the future. Owns extra Italian shoes.
• “Saved” the GM from the Shadow King “temporarily,” but didn’t kill him.
• Copycat dubbed him “Arbiter J. Wilkinsmith the Third” and Robbie took him for a triplet.
• The mission’s mineral turned out to be salt for his fries.

S6 Ep3 — Ether Drifts Part 2 — Team A deathmatch (Atlas v Robbie Clark and the Hunger v Copycat)

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• Fixes Copycat by atomizing her. Doesn’t believe in therapy (“hard sciences”).
• Slapped by the Grandmaster.
• Has a sponsor for his betting; bet on Copycat. Wears handcrafted Italian leather shoes. Ate chili fries.
• “Master of time and space.”
• Nearly said “I should have let the Shadow King just…”
• Summons the Box of Chaos. A ring of his came out of the box.
• Says Dread Fortress Mobile gives him five bars.

S6 Ep4 — Tip to Tip - Part 1 (TTRPG One Shot)

. Has a tablet tracker that never works (“Fucking Stuart”). Hung out in the ski ball room. Recruited “a couple of guys.” “I’ve killed lots of my friends.”

S6E5, Tip to Tip - Part 2 (Richard Knottley v Richard S. Skelman, the leadership Deathmatch)

• White wings. Shuts doors with finger bolts. Uses a trash can as the filing system.
• Voices the statue. Smelted the Golden King’s shield into dice. Kept the Luigi vacuum “because this place is a mess.”
• Plans to talk to the GM about “Dick Dynasty.”

S6 Ep6 — The Hunt for #2 - Part 1 — Team C (Frigidum, Bob the Barbarian, the Duke) v Billy

. A self-described “drink hog” with stress “equal to my station.” He wears Italian leather boots with a bottle opener on the heel, keeps Thea’s performance review, has “our cheese guy,” and opened the portal to Emmery’s.

S6E7, The Hunt for #2 - Part 2 (season finale). Team C final - Frigid Doom v Bob the Barbarian v the Duke

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• Doing the books with spectacles and an adding machine for tax day tomorrow. Thea’s pay is zero.
• Rolled a nat 20 and flared his white wings.
• Never wants to visit Florida, “and I’ve been a lot of bad places.”
• Says Thea is “invasive.”

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• “Not a young man anymore.”
• Opened Perry’s portal by slamming his wings together, rippling time and space.
• Bet on Dave. Claims to have battled ducks “more times than you would believe.” Doesn’t clean up poop anymore because of Thea.
• Transformed Thea. Called for the free-for-all.

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• Italian leather boots. Says he played bingo with both champions a couple weeks ago.
• Has “a whole slew of unionized chinchillas.”
• Bet on the Sheriff and lost.

Full Sail Hall of Fame 2025 (live show), Ringmaster Talon v Maximilian Maxwell III

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• “Official arbiter of the deathmatches.” Complains of a hostile workspace and needing sponsors. Mentions that his dad used to curse at him (joke).
• Can form black goo that transfers life force between champions. Prints Void Bucks. Takes bribes for advantage from both sides.

S7E1 — A Soup Served Cold — DeeDrah v Gazpacho Man Andy Gammage

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• Now “upper management.” Delegated finding champions to Thea, and gives Thea her performance reviews.
• Claims “We’re partners now” and “I kind of saved your life.” He hasn’t taught Thea to write.
• Traveled to the arena by flaring his white glowing wings in ripples of time and space.
• Bet on Andy.

S7E2 — Under the Oil Tree — Big Business v Bog Boy

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• Italian leather boots. Monologues when he kills.
• Has “delegated” champion-finding to Thea “as management.”
• Says he once saved Doug’s life. Keeps an Italian leather ledger of everyone he has saved and the favors they owe. Wants a timeshare or vacation property.
• Defends “the Void is a place of inclusivity.” Asks for a bylaw on fish marriages.
• Wrote the Grandmaster’s name in a book with “kill” scratched on its cover.
• Bets on the fight. Calls Doug ugly.

S7E3 — Chinchilla the White — Akumu v Jinx

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• Motto “When you can, you should,” tattooed across his nipples, of which he has three (“Across all three of them.” “Yep”).
• Was doing acid in the Grand Canyon during the break. Revisits Vietnam at any point in time except the present; has spent “a lot of time in 1950s Vietnam.”
• Says he once “was in charge” and levied taxes while the GM was absent. Had land, plans for it, and a marketing person.
• Resents the GM’s praise of Thea: “I should have left you in Cor’thun.”

S7E4 — The Cheese — Sila v Ol’ Pumpernicklejack

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• Kept Thea away from the prep this time.
• Calls himself experienced (“doing this a long time”); the GM calls him old.
• Flared his white wings and scruffed both champions off the balcony, then punched them across the Void like meteors to Emmery’s Tavern.
• Disclaims the GM’s chaos events.

S7E5 — Rock and a Hard Place — Iowa-Ska v the Pebble

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• Designs labyrinths (“no toilets”). Teleported in, was told off, and teleported outside to knock.
• “Sent a pamphlet.” Steel chairs are “my thing”; he keeps a rusty, “seasoned,” bloody metal chair, the subject of Reddit posts.
• Rolled 2 and 3 for chaos. Lost his new shiny chairs to Doug until Christmas. Insulted Doug and was sent to the corner, where he sat on his own chair facing the GM.
• Wants a raise. White glowing wings.

S7E6 — Bone Force — Jerry Bonesman v TD

• Has a secret lab of cadavers in the Dread Fortress (“I’m using that”).
• Wears (probably fake) Italian leather shoes. Denies being anyone’s father; known to call himself “daddy” and “Dice Daddy.”
• Interfered to give Jerry the Box of Chaos.
• Threatened both champions with his metal chair.

S7E7 — A Father’s Son — Agatha Middlebrooke v Lug Hardblock

: fixed Thea, and denies responsibility for the Box of Chaos (“Nobody’s in charge of the box”). Wears Italian leather shoes. Enjoys toffee and Agatha’s kindness. White glowing wings.

S7E8 — Private Bathrooms — Livid Lady Lin v Gandor Thalion Umbrae

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• Italian shoes. Placed the toilet paper just out of reach. Shoved Doug out of his chair. Carries a seatbelt in his chair.
• Admits he has hit women “many times.”
• Killed the winner with Power Word Kill because he wanted the tower for his cramped lab; plans to blow out the west wall.

S7E9 — Necro-Nightmare — Squiggles v Ray S’urdead

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• Wears eight individually coloured ring gems and can levitate things and tear reality to move scenes.
• Claims “a neck thing” that stops him looking down at “people that are beneath me.” Cites HIPAA.
• Docked Stuart’s pay; threatened to give Thea’s job to Claude. “Knows a guy” for Inspector Gadget parts. Digitized popcorn through the internet.
• Running gag: “The Arbiter stands up.”
• Dropped the Box of Chaos “to give Ray a chance.”